Call it fate, or call it bad planning.
I married a girl almost two feet shorter than me.
Why you ask? Mostly because I thought she was very attractive and great with money. Financial responsibility is extremely important when choosing a mate. As is killer good looks. Also, the ability to binge watch shows on Netflix as you develop your own gravitational pull from the weight you’ve amassed from eating Oreos and Chinese food is a plus. Not required, but definitely moves you to the top of the list. Those are just a few of the things you need to consider when preparing to ask someone to marry you. Or date you. Or be around you for extended periods of time.
But there are some things that I simply had no idea I was signing up for. Unspoken truths of disparate height relations you might say. Or as I like to call it: “Biggie Smalls Syndrome”. So I’d like to take 10-15 minutes of your time and outline a few of these hidden truths that no one ever told me. You might learn something and you and I may become great friends in the process. That is unless you’re a jerk. If you’re a jerk, stop readying. I don’t want to be friends.